"Dear Mom & Dad,
It's been more than 3 days now and I've hardly eaten good food or used a proper toilet. People use cactus here to wipe their bottoms and I'm never going to complain about parched toilet paper again! The commies here are ruthless mashed-potato eaters and they're a far cry from the Nazi's I fought back in the days. I got sand in my eyes and in the creek of my a$$ and I seriously can't differentiate between Russia and Iraq except for the fact that this is unlike any war I have fought in my life."
A nicely written review for a nicely made game.