Dealspwn: "Sitting comfortably? Then listen close, because we're gonna tell you a story about The Kid.
The Kid was out on the walls when the Calamity hit. His city was smashed into floating islands, his friends and family turned to ash and dust. Now all he can do is run to the Bastion - collect crystal cores to make the heart of the city live again - and murder anything stupid enough to face him down.
And, of course, his every move is narrated by some of the finest dynamic dialogue we've ever witnessed."