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The Science Behind Teabagging

Teabagging – A phenomenon commonly experienced amongst the multiplayer community in which a player will crouch up and down on another (usually dead) player’s body. Known as teabagging as the average mans pair of family jewels often give the impression of being a soggy teabag.
You may ask yourself why somebody would rub their scrotum up and down another player’s body repeatedly – and we at Gamer Euphoria think we have the answer.
For many years now, scientists believed it was the mating ritual of the depressed, lonely basement-dwelling loner, but after finding out that 92% of teabaggers were in fact male, and that 85% of all teabagging took place between two males. This was then believed to be either something completely different, or merely gamers being overly exuberant about their sexualities, with demonstrations of bouncing ones genitals onto fellow members of the male community.

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Marcus Fenix2310d ago

there's no science behind this, it's just a bragging stupid move

synchroscheme2310d ago

I believe that's the joke being made here.

ASSASSYN 36o2310d ago

Wow, the humor and obvious fake of it went completely over your head. Don't ever visit onion.com. You might freak out as your reality warps.

badz1492309d ago

We need science behind teabagging now? I think dancing in SOCOM takes the cake in this regard solely because of the emotionless face dancing over a dead body...lol I laugh everytime! XD

BadKarmaSutra962310d ago (Edited 2310d ago )

90% of the time I get teabagged, it's from some guy who just vultured the kill after I schooled 5 of his team mates.
He then decided he had mad skeelz cuz I had 1 health left and was reloading.

ViserysTargaryen2310d ago

I've never been teabag or ever seen it done. Maybe this is a Xbox Live thing?

MintBerryCrunch2310d ago

its done in KZ, whenever you're on top of the board, some dumbass will do it bcuz they killed the number 1 player in the game

TheDareDevil2310d ago

T-bag is a normal thing. Hell I do this in Halo when I get a revenge kill and I didn't even know it was called Teabagging.

Harelgur2310d ago

i do it in real life too.

badz1492309d ago

killing people and teabag them? Is that a confession? Lol jk :-P

DanSolo2310d ago

It's just adding insult to injury....

"Hey look not only did I kill you.... but now as you lay there you can see me tea-bagging you!"

No different from the taunts in games like Uncharted when you can point and laugh, or flex your muscles!

Immature, but mildly amusing sometimes.

sGIBMBR2310d ago

I agree... While its immature and I know it's immature. It's still hilarious! You'd be amazed how much it gets under peoples skin!

DanSolo2310d ago

Yeah, I don't get how it could get under someones skin... I can understand cheating and glitching bothering people, or when assholes do things to ruin everyone elses fun.... but taunting because they killed you? I mean come on... pick yourself up, dust yourself off.... and go and kill them back!

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