This Is How You Re-Announce DLC For Dynasty Warriors 7

TGH Writes: "Everyone in the industry please take note. This is how you announce DLC for a game. This specifically is announcing the 3rd DLC pack for Dynasty Warriors 7 and the European release date which was already announced but the European Community Manager decided it needed to be reaffirmed."

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rabidpancakeburglar2552d ago

yes...............yes it is............*drool*......... dlc

ShadyDevil2552d ago

That is some nice supple DLC. :) I think the release date is somewhere between nipple and cleavage.

egidem2552d ago

I'll leave the location of where the release date is printed to people's imaginations!

It's amazing at what people will do to get others' attention. Clearly it's working.

Where's Warprincess116's bashful comments??

MrDead2552d ago (Edited 2552d ago )

I was the original cleavage model for this ad campaign. Unfortunately they had to let me go because you couldnt see the text through my chest hair, people thought I was selling coconuts.

-Alpha2552d ago (Edited 2552d ago )

Yeah, it's nice to be milked liked this

evrfighter2552d ago (Edited 2552d ago )

this is how you get a robust succulent story on n4g

RedDragan2551d ago (Edited 2551d ago )

Someone told me there is writing somewhere in that picture!

CameronL992551d ago (Edited 2551d ago )

This article made it to the top of the temperature list in N4G but there are only 88 comments, which means people are only clicking on it once and then leaving, once again proving that the majority of gamers are undersexed virgins who will click on anything with boobs. (if you're not then don't worry about it, you're in the minority)

ropelli902551d ago


And a normal straight guy with a gf/wife wouldn't click on it as well? BTW, you clicked it too.

It only proves gamers like boobs which is something we already know.

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Grip2552d ago

what's wrong with these guys ? i watched this pic and all i thinking about the booobeis not buy freaking DLC

Etseix2552d ago

you will read it anyways, and it will caught your attention, and thats the deal in here ....

damn its working u_u

rabidpancakeburglar2552d ago

I didn't read it, I was concentrating more on the dlc than the writing.

ryhanon2552d ago

Correction: This is how you announce DLC for *anything.* *Ever.*

JasonXE2552d ago

so, how long till this reaches N4G's headlines just off the image alone? Because I'm sure we ALL care about DW7

Solidus187-SCMilk2552d ago

I dont care about the DLC, but I love DW7 and boobs.

Imalwaysright2552d ago

I dont love DW7 but i sure do love boobs.

RedDragan2551d ago

I don't love boobs and DW7, but I love DLC.

I completed the circle! YEAH!

MrAwesome2552d ago

Anybody else disturbed how one boob is much bigger than the other? o.O

rabidpancakeburglar2552d ago

It isn't bigger, it's exposed more and angled in a way to emphasise it.

Bolts2552d ago (Edited 2552d ago )

Rabid knows his boobs. I think we have a connoisseur here folks.

MrAwesome2551d ago

Well Im sorry if I got it wrong I don't spend hours studying boobs in pictures like rabid here-_-

Ingram2551d ago

Well awesome, if you did your booby homework in real life, you would know by now that one boob is always bigger than the other, hehe :D

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Liquid_Ocelot2552d ago

Ohh brother.... How I love when they milk them....
....their franchises ;D

Legion2552d ago

Dynasty Warriors game... ha. Just makes me laugh that people still buy that title. I understand how they would need to use such tactics to make people think of buying DLC for a lame game like that.

Dynasty Warriors just pisses me off that it is so bad and lame.

Solid_Dave2551d ago

I actually agree. Its just button smashing at its finest. That is literally ALL you do in it, is press 1 of 3-4 different buttons until all the enemies are killed. And then, GUESS WHAT!? You do it

TVippy2552d ago (Edited 2552d ago )

..."You photoshop it onto some random's girl chest found on GoogleImages in 2 seconds"? Classy.

popup2552d ago

I would like to 'download some content' onto those...

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Rob9462552d ago

Was always a fan of the Dynasty games although I never got this one, may pick it up sometime.

newleaf2552d ago

hey look, its coming on the 27th

Blaze9292552d ago

oh, it, came.

AridSpider2552d ago

rofl I see what you did there.

GunofthePatriots2552d ago

thumbnail...............mmmmmm mmmmmmm

ThePhuq2552d ago

Just what I expect from a series as terrible as Dynasty Warriors. Pathetic

Darkfiber2552d ago

As much as I hate to stereotype, they are preying on the fact that gamers are horny nerdy losers, and judging but the majority of comments on this article, they are bang on with their ad campaign.

Imalwaysright2552d ago (Edited 2552d ago )

Yeah because men that arent gamers dont like to see boobs and wouldnt be drawn by this type of ad campaign!

Bolts2552d ago

Why must a thread like this always have some snooty moralist objecting or being offended for some bullshit reason?

They're using boobs to advertise games. No! Thats no good! Think about the children people!