Your Game Sucks: Street Fighter Edition | ZTGD

Derek Deebag Writes: Hey! Listen up! I’m tired of all you people playing stupid games, so I decided to crash this little party and tell you how it is. I’m Punchfister, and your game sucks.

First up, Street Fighter. I can’t understand how this game series has been around as long as it has. With a billion different versions and sequels, all of which have never really improved the series, why has this franchise continued sell? It really does blow my mind. This is why I would like to say, Super Street Fighter IV, you suck.

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AhmadVGArabia2552d ago (Edited 2552d ago )

Street fighter sucks!!! loool what a joke. I was playing Super Street Fighter 4 everyday until arcade edition got released and I play it everyday online, it's one of the best games ever. The fighting engine in Street fighter games is unmatched. Street Fighter games demand practice and dedication. Don't criticize or bash the game just because you suck at playing it.

PaladinXII2552d ago

If you read the whole piece and didn't realize it was a joke, I feel for you.

AhmadVGArabia2552d ago

From the article" First off, let me just say, I like fighting games. I really do. I just find the Street Fighter franchise to be boring as hell. I mean, do we really need 5 iterations of the same game with a few game balances? No, we don’t. Make the game right the first time. If you did, you wouldn’t have to make another one, Capcom. We’d all still be playing the original Street Fighter. You have 6 different attack buttons that have a big margin of what damage it causes and how much damage it causes. Let’s not even get into special attacks and target combos. If I wanted to calculate damage and hit points, I’d play Final Fantasy…or do Algebra."

I don't find this to be funny or humorous.

PaladinXII2552d ago

Also from the article:

So what ends up happening is both players hold back and hope that when they hit an attack button, the other player dozed off while waiting. The game’s a block-fest. Boring. These matches end up being two guys crying, “Not in the face!” until one of them straps on a pair and actually throws a punch. If I wanted to watch that crap, I’d spend more time behind high schools. When you want to pull of an Ultra or Super combo, most of the characters require you to do some sort of double move, double quarter circle forwards/back. Stuff like that. What ends up happening is a person about to lose desperately tries to get off their ultra attack. It ends up looking like the character is having an epileptic seizure or that thing where people curse a lot. What’s that called? Turrets?

The only thing I can think of is that you were offended because you have turrets syndrome, which is the condition where humor bullets have no effect on you.