BT: Despite my many attempts to wake up Robert for his weekly Characters with Character column, I was unable to rouse him from his slumber inside his Zelda-themed coffin in the basement of the Blistered Thumbs writers’ chat. I tried using a flamethrower, an axe, a bucket of water, and even a review code for Half-Life 2: Episode Three, but I was ultimately unsuccessful. Therefore, it falls to me as his vassal to usurp—I mean, shoulder the burden of this week’s editorial. For those of you not scared away by the guy whose most popular article culminated in a fiesta of boner jokes, let me attempt to discuss the characterization of a comedic protagonist.
NOTE: The following article contains spoilers. You have been warned.