Gamers are unemployed, maladjusted weirdoes who live in their parents' basements and never see the light of day -- or so most portrayals of video games on TV would have you believe. It seems that the entire medium of television doesn't get games. Maybe it's because Baby Boomer TV producers are lashing out against their biggest competition as their own networks become increasingly irrelevant by the day. Or possibly, they're just too old to understand. It could be, perhaps, that their shoes are too tight. Or it could be that their heads aren't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may be that their brains are two sizes too small.