Puzzler: Guess the ESRB descriptions (Bitmob)

ESRB ratings usually have hilarious descriptions of the ridiculous things that happen in video games. Read the following excerpts and try to figure out which games they belong to.

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illegalyouth2320d ago

I had no idea Fable 3 is such a filthy game....

Tolkoto2320d ago

Now you know, which I was once told is half the battle.

Shaman1452320d ago

Why did I get the one about bestiality right?