Audrey Drake writes:
"It's another lovely day in Dream Land. You -- in all of your big, hairy, gorilla glory -- are sitting beneath the warm summer sun, lazily peeling bananas and pondering the meaning of life and the nature of existence. Suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you catch a glimpse of something quite strange -- a frenzied cloud of pink coming straight toward you. Before you have time to react (or to question what the appearance of this seemingly self-aware pink mass might portend), this bubblegum leviathan descends upon you. Coming from every direction you feel the furious pounding of a thousand tiny puffball fists slamming into you. Your banana falls to the ground. You'll never again know the taste of this soft, yellow fruit, your life cut tragically short at the hands of Dream Land's newest menace -- the Kirby gang."