GP blogger Ordinary Gentleman writes, "Every day I see such villainy and greed on the streets and in the world. Muggings and murders, theft and gangs run rampant. I think the best way to deal with it is with your own two heavily taped or gloved hands. This guide will give you all the tips you need to crush injustice under your mighty fists! Starting with Step One: Have a lover or significant other."