CVG: I feel like I'm in one of those daytime TV ads. You know, the ones with a black and white bloke sitting in a dingy kitchen, tapping away on a calculator from the 80s.
But by the end of the ad, that guy is guaranteed to emerge from the darkness like a Technicolor financial phoenix - complete with a hot new wife and a garden thanks to 'Loans4Free'.
There's no new hot wife for me, though - just fretfulness and unease. I'm staring blankly at October and November's video games release schedule in despair, and desperately trying to save up the mahoosive lump sum I'll be working my way through in the space of four weeks.