Siliconera: In Catherine, Vincent receives text messages, and players get to respond to them. One of the early text messages is from Katherine, Vincent’s long term girlfriend. He receives this while drinking alone at the Stray Sheep.
Lets just say I'd do an Anthony Wiener :)
Your gonna marry her just to have an affair??? thats just wrong
My response: "I'll be right back." *goes to the doctor's office for a vasectomy.* "Yeah, bad news. Just came from the docs and he confirmed that we can't have kids."
You would do Anthony Wiener? Ewww. I'd say "GET TO TEH CHAPPA" Nah, I'd wonder why a video game character was texting me.
Hmmmm Hard to say, but likely
"From: Katherine Like I said before, I’m having dinner with some old friends. It’s surprising… Most of them are already married, and almost half of them have kids. They’re all showing off pictures of their families and it makes me feel left out. Maybe it’s time for us to get out of our comfort zone too." My reply: "Can’t be bothered now." My kids just got home from school and the wife and I are going over their homework. See you this weekend if you are still available, meet at the same place and wear that skimpy outfit again.
"I'm sorry but I can't provide kids to you since I just got a vasectomy without telling you.Go find someone else to have dumbass kids with."
Sorry babe, I fill my used condoms with Tabasco Sauce just in case you try to entrap me.
Geez, I know who's not ready for a "big boy" relationship.
I tell her the same thing I tell me GF, "the day you pay more than $2000 a month after expenses, then maybe... just maybe we'll talk about getting married." No point getting married if your dirt poor now, isnt it?
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