Gossip Gamers: "Yes, you’ve read that title right, Jordan Wayne Long is planning a seven day vacation, locked in a crate, and will be traveling from Bald Knob, AR to Portland, OR from July 1 to July 7."
I could never be in a crate for so long. That picture just shows it doesn't look comfortable.
[email protected] where he's traveling from.
How is he going to stay online or am the only one wondering this?
I think you've been away from technology too long my friend.
or maybe I'm wondering how a person in a sealed box can still have internet access while still travelling across multiple US states.
No harm intended but, ever heard of 4G wireless broadband internet?
It's called WiFi or he could use Mobile Broadband! I would be more concerned about where is he gonna take a shite at! 7 days wearing adult diapers sounds like one hell of a rash not too mention the smell.
Phones can act as Wi-Fi hot spots now, dude. I'm more curious about how he intends to go to the bathroom and eat and drink in that box for a week.
He could use an iPhone as a wireless access point. I don't know great that would be for gaming, but there you go. Edit: Although now that I think about it, he will likely be shipped in a metal container. That would probably interrupt his signal. Anyone ever try to use a cell phone in an elevator? Nothing is stopping him from just gaming offline.
Wifi while on the road would be sparse. Mobile broadband would be expensive.
hows he gonna go poo poo
he poops then eats it for the nutrition.
...nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan. :o David Blaine wouldn't be stupid enough to try this sh#t. o_o
No, but he might be CRAZY enough to do it.
I hope no one forgets he's in there and stores him in a warehouse somewhere.
LMAO!!! that would be hilarious. Jigsaw from Saw would probably do this to a gamer, LOL!
what will he eat what will he drink how will he go to the bathroom will he be playing wowg lol
The human body does not require that much food and water to simple survive. He could just ration out some food, and he is apparently installing a water container in the crate. Water is the most important thing to consider. The body can survive much longer without food than without water. As for going to the bathroom, I have no idea. If he rations out his food and water he won't have to relieve himself as often. I suppose he could just relieve himself in a container of some sort and store it in another sealed container. That is pretty gross though.
no body asked u for that college boy just kidding but its still a dum idea
Can't see him passing customs :)
He is travelling within the country. He won't be passing through Customs.
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