"I had two Seamen (stop snickering! Yes, you at the back of the class) in the tank just bobbing around. The one near the back was asleep while the other was looking at me. He swam up to the screen and asked, “What is your profession?”. I was about to answer when I thought it might be fun to mess with him a bit. I answered, “Porn star”, thinking I’d slip him up. He didn’t answer for a moment then replied, “a sex worker?”. This, my friends, is Seaman."