Kotaku: If there's one thing I don't want to talk about regarding E3, it's video games.
…Okay, that's not entirely true. But surely you've read enough previews, heard enough rumors, and trudged through enough opinion pieces over the last week to keep you both hopeful and confused for the next few months. So, forget all those big, exciting titles! (Uncharted 3 is total yawncore anyway, amIright?) E3 is so much more than demo stations and booth babes – it's an experience. A stressful, overwhelming, mind-melting, mirth-inducing experience, with plenty of parties for getting heaps wasted.