Duke Nukem Forever Review: Gives Killzone 3 a Run for its Money: VideoGamingEverything

"Duke Nukem Forever is releasing tomorrow and with our time with the king's return, we have to say we are deeply impressed. From the stellar graphics to the fantastic characters and story arch, there's nothing you can hate about the Duke's arrival."

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CrzyFooL2658d ago (Edited 2658d ago )

"One minute you are running down a hall, the next you are shooting. Sometimes you even run down a hall while shooting, which really adds to the depth and experience. This new "run and gun" genre that Duke Nukem Forever is creating will without a doubt be replicated by future games from other franchises."

Nailed it!


DevilishSix2658d ago

I don't know if I am to take the review seriously or if it's sarcastic in nature. I like to think the latter.

kaveti66162658d ago

That whooshing you hear is the sound of the article flying over your head.

AngryTypingGuy2658d ago

No, I think it's the sound of DevilishSix's sarcastic comment flying over your head and the heads of the eight people who disagreed with him.

RockmanII72658d ago

Being confused about a guy being sarcastic about a guy being sarcastic? That could never happen.

I_find_it_funny2658d ago

I bet John Marston thought, man I gotta do something to make this article fly on N4G, oh yea let's compare it to Killzone

ChrisW2658d ago (Edited 2658d ago )

Uhhh... guys...

It looks like there's a lot of confusion about DevilishSix's comment, "I like to think the latter."

There are two things prior to that sentence, the former, "take the review seriously" and the latter, "if it's sarcastic in nature". By stating that he is thinking the latter, he means that he is certain that the review was done in a sarcastic light. In other words, he understands that the review was meant to be a joke.

Or... you guys are simply disagreeing with him because it's just down right fun, which makes me confused.

captain-obvious2657d ago

WTF killzone got to do with this ??
looking for hits ?

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ASTAROTH2658d ago

No need to mention KZ3 here... Duke may or may not live on its own successfull past.

Ive been playing the game and I have to say the Great graphics it didnt have, but the gameplay is cool and hilarious.

This game plays really well for me and if you take it too serious the game is a solid 6, but if you know the Duke and know his over the top attitude... the game is easily a 9. Get it as you want. The game is fun enough 4 me and a great way to put more "serious" shotters to rest a little.

My two cents.

Jonah_Reese2658d ago

I don't whats more hilarious this review or people taking this review serious. It was feakin' hilarious.

Maxned2658d ago

" luis said...

Is this a fucking joke?! What the hell better graphics than LA Noire & you're comparing THIS SHIT to killzone 3 and god of war 3?! Give me a fucking break!
June 13, 2011 9:18 PM "

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zeksta2658d ago (Edited 2658d ago )

Haha, This review might be a troll review, but it's a damn good laugh and frankly this is the way the review should be written for this game, with comedy and hilarity, just like the game :D

Honestly, I don't think people see the game for the Nostalgia it brings back, and MP is actually really fun if people try to play it, I'm enjoying it so far, not to mention you can customize and create your own servers, so that just adds to my enjoyment if I want a good fist fight :D

People really need to stop being so serious when it comes to reviewing the game based on everything it could have been, sure it took 12 years, sure it was a long wait, but frankly, I'm loving each and every second of it!

And would you look at that, two people below me have already contributed to that list of people who just can't take a game for the fun it is..

Chnswdchldrn2658d ago

Reviewers have been reviewing it based on what it is...and what it is is shit. If anything, they are going too easy on the game simply because it has duke in it.

yamzilla2658d ago

the graphics are certainly better on Duke Nukem Forever (pc) vs. killzone 3, which was muddy, grainy, distorted and covered in jaggies and obviously using TONS of sub-hd buffers!

but game-wise killzone 3 destroys and mutilates duke nukem

duke nukem forever is digital-diarhea.

Sunhammer2658d ago

I honestly can't tell if you're serious but if you are, may god have mercy on your soul.

zeksta2658d ago (Edited 2658d ago )

Sir, you forgot this:

GodofSackboy2658d ago

Your comments consistently do not live up to your awesome avatar.

Hilarious review btw lmao

zinkabass2658d ago (Edited 2658d ago )

I cannot believe someone said something so fucking retardedly dumb,.. Respect

(I think new Duke is actually pretty fun:), would not pay full price for it though,.. will wait for it to get cheaper,..but there are a lot of chuckle moments and funny world interactions,.. maybe it is just nostalgia,.. but I truly thing modern shooters could learn a lot from oldschool shooter gameplay and level design)

the_kutaragi_baka2658d ago

Duke Nukem Forever may have been in development for over 10 years, but don't be fooled--this does NOT look like a 10 year old game."

i lold. XD

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