Kotaku: Last weekend I spent nearly $100 on new clothing for E3 2011. Now my flight is cancelled, I'm not going, and the only question I have is how are two unborn babies going to come up with the cash to pay me back?
Money doesn't grow on trees, and it certainly doesn't grow inside a woman's uterus. I spent nine months of my life making sure. My memory is rather fuzzy about the time period, but I'm sure if there was money in there I wouldn't have come out empty-handed.