New Product From EA Will Enlarge Your Johnson

Player Affinity writes: "Electronic Arts, and Japanese developer Grasshopper Manufacture promise to enlarge your Johnson with their new game Shadows of the Damned. And, just for the record, the game's protagonist calls his gun Johnson, and they're talking about in-game power-ups. If you thought I was talking about anything else, you have a filthy mind."

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BigKev452767d ago

My Johnson is already big enough thanks.

Burning_Finger2766d ago

My Johnson is fully loaded already.