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Submitted by Ausir 1332d ago | news

The Witcher 2 nude calendar in Russia [NSFW]

Apparently, the Russian publisher of The Witcher 2 decided to beat the Polish Playboy session of virtual Triss Merigold and decided to release a calendar with a nude model posing as Triss and a non-nude one (unfortunately for most female fans and some male ones) posing as Geralt. (CD Projekt RED, PC, PS3, The Witcher 2, The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings, The Witcher 2: Assassins Of Kings, Xbox 360)

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LiquidSnack   1332d ago | Off topic | show | Replies(1)
bwazy  +   1332d ago | Well said
For anyone somewhat giving a damn; you get to see her tits, I repeat, you get to see her tits.
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news4geeks  +   1332d ago
omg omg omg!!!

-_-
captain-obvious  +   1332d ago
i really hate what they are trying to do with this game
cheap tactic
JohnnyBadfinger  +   1331d ago
My gf just walked in on me after i yelled "fuck yeah!", and asked hwat i was looking at... i couldnt lie, so i said "boobies..."

I get away with cause i'm adorable
AAACE5  +   1331d ago
lol... games really are striving to get mainstream! Wonder which game character will get arrested for having a drug problem... my guess is mario! He likes those shrooms a bit too much!
HolyOrangeCows  +   1331d ago
Hot as witch tits......wait, that's how the saying goes, right?
joydestroy  +   1332d ago | Funny
safe for my job =P
i work for a porn company so i see tits allllll day. as well as other disgusting things
Dsnyder  +   1332d ago
Even if you are making that up, it is still a cool comment. Bubble for you.
Solid_Snake-  +   1332d ago
coff coff bull**** coff coff.

proof please.
Elimin8  +   1332d ago | Funny
@Solid_Snake. Did you swallow your Cigar again!?..
DaTruth  +   1332d ago
"as well as other disgusting things"

Although I'm sure there are many disgusting things to see at a porn company, I personally wouldn't classify "tits" as disgusting!
actas123  +   1332d ago
Does the desgussting things include things going in ur ass?
Leio  +   1332d ago
@joydestroy

You prepare the actors :O ?
joydestroy  +   1332d ago
how would you guys like me to prove it exactly? haha

i should prob clarify...
i work for one of the largest distributors in NA. meaning we don't shoot porn. we distribute, digitally. so my job is a lot of technical crap. but i have to watch a lot of it.

i did, however, meet a porn star because of a project i was working on at the time. can't remember her name though

edit: oh, and some tits are disgusting... believe me.
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WetN00dle69  +   1332d ago
AHHH......come on Joy, disgusting or not youd still motorboat them right? :P
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Perjoss  +   1332d ago
she is nice, and they did the guys hair real good too, posing as Garrett.
JsonHenry  +   1332d ago
I work from home. I decided this was suitable for work. :)
Jezuz  +   1332d ago
so.....you do scat?
joydestroy  +   1332d ago
no scat
Shane Kim  +   1331d ago
What about snuff? You do any snuff?
D3athc3ll  +   1331d ago
joydestroy - u fail at life!
joydestroy  +   1331d ago
no we don't do snuff either lol

and the porn star's name that i met was Lisa Ann. i got a kiss on the cheek from her =P
il-mouzer  +   1331d ago
@joydestroy
I sure do hope you rubbed your cheek with disinfectant after the alleged kiss
MagicAccent  +   1331d ago
@joydestroy
Reminds me of the time I went into space without a space suit and got to kiss a space chick, for no apparent reason. Can't remember her name though..

(*googles: space chick*) Oh yeah, the space chicks name, that she was named(as in her real, actual name) was Princess Leia =P =P =P(=P!)

I should prob clarify I work at NASA, but Im a Jedi, not an astronaut.
Also Im a Ninja.
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Kleptic  +   1331d ago
dude...if lisa ann kissed you...wash your face...might as well just had some random guy mushroom stamp your cheek...with poop on it...

I kid I kid...but she is totally gross haha...
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Ricco-Warrior  +   1331d ago
in other words, fap fap fap ok it's good sell it
NeutralGamer  +   1332d ago
Yum Yum.
the_best_player  +   1332d ago
Agree if you came here for the naked picture and didn't give the site any hits :)
jc48573  +   1332d ago
red hair.....
Ricco-Warrior  +   1331d ago
smoking body...only in mother russia
thats_just_prime  +   1332d ago
The girl was very pretty
upturned2  +   1332d ago
lol the hottest article on N4G. We're all just a bunch of horny gamers.
Ricco-Warrior  +   1331d ago
might as well since we can't play "strip-fighter" in mortal kombat on psn
DoctorXpro  +   1332d ago
nice tits, love tits.... :)
Fil101  +   1332d ago
OMG I would smash her back doors in.
gelmists   1332d ago | Spam
perdie  +   1332d ago
why is there nude on youtube? is it different in russia or something?
WharenPeace  +   1332d ago
Yes, in the rest of the world, nudity is less of a problem than violence. In fact, most of us are fine with nudity and sex, but overt violence makes us feel uneasy.

Ironically, in the US it seems it's OK to have blood and guts everywhere, yet the mere glimpse of breasts and a vagina is enough for the puritans to have convulsions. Strange country the US!
BillySpandex  +   1332d ago
I never understood that, so it's OK if little Jimmy can headshot a terrorist in Call of Duty, but THINK OF THE CHILDREN when you have a nipple on TV?
SuperLupe  +   1332d ago
Bullsh!t. Nowhere in the world would they rather have kids see a overt sex scene than a man getting a bullet in the head. And no Im not american Im french.

You know very well that seeing a d!ck entering a vagina on a public channel or in a film is NOT OK (unless you're wtaching porn or whatever), whether you're american, brit, french or indian (there arent even any love scenes in bollywood films for the matter) whereas a policeman or a hero shooting up a bad guy to save the earth is far more acceptable for the mind and conscious. Even if you try to convince yourself the opposite.

Sick of the stupid "why is sex not ok buy violence issss ?" argument.
Ducky  +   1332d ago | Funny
It's because americans are well-read and now about the problems facing the world.

I don't know if you've educated yourself on the state of the world yet, but overpopulation is a big problem.
Violence ends lives, which in turn frees up resources for the rest of us, so it is ok to promote.
Breasts and genitalia incite desires that lead to reproduction, which leads to more mouths that this planet has to feed.

(No, I am not being serious.)
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Der_Kommandant  +   1332d ago
Only in Soviet Russia
macky301  +   1332d ago
SuperLupe
I totally agree with you,.. Because it is the truth,.. Yes,.. there are different levels of that though, for what is ok or what is not ok to show in different countries and cultures,..
You can usually get away with titties in movies as long as it is only erotic in Europe(that includes Russia),..(there is age appropriate regulation everywhere,..for violence or sexuality)

But people are really fooling them selves that sexuality is somehow totally ok and violence isn't and this shit, regardless the culture,..I think there is something intimate and sacred in human sexuality,..even in the most remote tribes allover the world ,.. unless you are a part of nudist subculture or really your social inhibitors are totally off,..
Everything must be age appropriate,..
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SuperLupe  +   1332d ago
Wow Macky, probably one of the most level headed comments non-gaming related I've seen on this site.

I can't agree more.
joydestroy  +   1332d ago
wow i did not know that lol
KeiserSosay4788  +   1332d ago
Completely agree. Its not like some americans weren't breast fed or anything, lol. MAKES NO SENSE
Geralt_Of_Rivia   1332d ago | Spam
kaveti6616  +   1332d ago
It makes sense to me.

Overpopulation is a pretty big issue in my eyes.

Nudity arouses sexual interest, leads to sex, which may lead to children.

Now you Europeans or non-Americans may say that we need to be relaxed about sex and educate our children about condoms, but the damage has been done. We view sex a certain way, we don't tell children how to be responsible, and we end up with pregnant teenagers with parents who are firmly against abortion.

That's America. There are exceptions so I don't want any Americans to think I'm throwing a blanket over them.

I have no issue with violence. Europeans have historically been more violent than Americans, so they shouldn't talk about how they're disturbed by it.
upturned2  +   1332d ago
It's a damn shame. We all know it living here.
Legion  +   1332d ago
@SuperLupe

Unless you have been everywhere in the world then you might want to rethink your posts.

I have not been every place in the world but have traveled alot. Europe is much more relaxed when it comes to nudity versus violence. Though not the same across the board... many places would say the opposite.

http://www.urbanagora.com/2...

And it is usually the religious affiliates that cast the first stone at censorship of nudity. Damn puritans ruining everything for the rest of us. Of course they don't mind so much about violence as they still need to be able to throw their stones and burn their witches.

Public nudity within Japan was not seen as something offensive. Families and neighbors even bathed together with little thought of prudish coverings. Of course that was a male oriented society, but then after the war the church got a good foot hold into the country and started screaming at why their was nudity on TV and such. I recall even recently (ok 23 years ago) there was a Japanes daily television drama based around a family that owned a bathhouse. The family boy kept peeking in on the ladies and catching then nude. It was all shown on TV. But again, western influence changed all that even.
smithdown  +   1332d ago
American aversion to nudity arises directly from the puritanical Christian beliefs on which America was founded - the pilgrims left Britain for America essentially because they felt Europe was becoming debased and evil, and they wanted to practice a far harder line of Chrisianity. This is why America is today still a very religious country, while in England you only find a handful of people who regularly attend church.

Graphic violence and sex are controlled for age-appropriate audiences in most countries. But the fact remains that you will see nudity (often full frontal) and simulated sex on standard TV in most European countries (after a certain time at night) but not in American, unless you are watching 'specialist' channels like HBO. But you are MUCH more likely to watch a violent TV show on US TV earlier in the evening than in Europe.
Kleptic  +   1331d ago
I can't confirm this...but I thought the reason European males don't have problems with breasts and vaginas is because...they themselves actually do have breasts and vaginas...

har har this is a joke by the way...
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caboose32  +   1331d ago
@Kleptic

I lol'd
CrzyFooL  +   1332d ago
Yes, more naked Triss! Naked Triss for everyone!
Anonymous_  +   1332d ago
Eeeha, Eha
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Pixel_Enemy  +   1332d ago
I hate your face
Spitfire_Riggz  +   1332d ago
PSN Nerds UNITE!

Ps: XBL nerds as well if you stand up for gaming and arent a fanboy. WFC nerds as well! (yeah thats nintendos wifi thing ha)
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Ducky  +   1332d ago
Beadmak2!
Awesome.
xtremegamerage  +   1332d ago
Very nice indeed.

Pert with a nice a$$.
banjadude  +   1332d ago
Does she (or the calendar) come with the collector's edition? :P
Ausir  +   1332d ago
I think it might in Russia.
stevenhiggster  +   1332d ago
She is SMOKIN!
rabidpancakeburglar  +   1332d ago
Who didn't click on the devianart link after watching that?
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Ausir  +   1332d ago
Gay people?
Hanuman  +   1332d ago
And me, cause I can't see for sh*t anyway.
Der_Kommandant  +   1332d ago
In Soviet Russia, Youtube watches you
TheMutator  +   1332d ago
in Soviet Russia a calendar nude you
blackhammer  +   1332d ago
An erection.

Clearly, many people here have one.
ninjagoat  +   1332d ago
Is it wrong this makes me happy
Venom215  +   1332d ago
i seen and had better.
caboose32  +   1332d ago
I don't care how beautiful your hand is. That shit doesn't count.
Zydake  +   1332d ago
Omg Ty I haven't laughed that much today. Hm it's 12:01
Venom215  +   1332d ago
and then you woke up!!!
Venom215  +   1332d ago
ask your wife?ohhh wait she wasent that good she was aweful....
caboose32  +   1332d ago
I dont have a wife.... silly. And Zydake, there is no need for this fagotry of yours.
undercovrr  +   1332d ago
A nude calendar for a digital character...Jesus, I wonder if in 20 years we will all be humping robots
nanometric  +   1332d ago
Frak, I hope so - customize your own Angelina Jolie, Jesica Alba, the girl next door or whatever floats your boat. And no headackes, no no's and no but's....a man can dream... ^_^
pr0digyZA  +   1332d ago
lol love the battlestar reference.
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nanometric  +   1332d ago
Yeah, I watched the whole show about three months ago, was really awsome, just some ending stuff flew past my head, haha.
Not exactly my type, but who wouldn’t go for a Caprica Six not giving a frak, that she is a Cylon. Baltar did, I know I would too ^_^
Shane Kim  +   1331d ago
The best part is, I can open hur brown eye and she can't say sh!t about it!
mricecreamman  +   1332d ago
she is freaking hot!
Dragonshardz  +   1332d ago
In Soviet Russia, there are tits on youtube!
CaptainPunch  +   1332d ago
I Favorited the video :)
Xander756  +   1332d ago
She is really really cute too.
Geralt_Of_Rivia   1332d ago | Spam
Hassassin  +   1332d ago
Niceeeee!!!
Geralt_Of_Rivia   1332d ago | Spam
kickerz  +   1332d ago
Ok, now I'm pitching a tent lol
stuntman_mike  +   1332d ago
the guy they got in as geralt looks more like vigo from ghostbusters 2. also nice breastisus.
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SpLinT  +   1332d ago
is n4g a porn website now?
Tachyon_Nova  +   1331d ago
Nudes for gamers has a nice ring to it.
Markatansky  +   1331d ago
Anything to get a hot topic on the front page.
bjh089  +   1332d ago
one word

TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emilio_Estevez  +   1332d ago
very nice
snp  +   1332d ago
She's a stunner.
RandomGamer  +   1332d ago
Nice,she has some great boobs.

Also The Witcher 2 is gonna be awesome just like the original .
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Kakasquall  +   1332d ago
She has a cute bottom.
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