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The Witcher 2 nude calendar in Russia [NSFW]

Apparently, the Russian publisher of The Witcher 2 decided to beat the Polish Playboy session of virtual Triss Merigold and decided to release a calendar with a nude model posing as Triss and a non-nude one (unfortunately for most female fans and some male ones) posing as Geralt.

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LiquidSnack1909d ago OffTopicShowReplies(1)
bwazy1909d ago (Edited 1909d ago )

For anyone somewhat giving a damn; you get to see her tits, I repeat, you get to see her tits.

captain-obvious1908d ago

i really hate what they are trying to do with this game
cheap tactic

JohnnyBadfinger1908d ago

My gf just walked in on me after i yelled "fuck yeah!", and asked hwat i was looking at... i couldnt lie, so i said "boobies..."

I get away with cause i'm adorable

AAACE51908d ago

lol... games really are striving to get mainstream! Wonder which game character will get arrested for having a drug problem... my guess is mario! He likes those shrooms a bit too much!

HolyOrangeCows1908d ago

Hot as witch tits......wait, that's how the saying goes, right?

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joydestroy1909d ago

safe for my job =P
i work for a porn company so i see tits allllll day. as well as other disgusting things

Dsnyder1909d ago

Even if you are making that up, it is still a cool comment. Bubble for you.

Solid_Snake-1909d ago

coff coff bull**** coff coff.

proof please.

Elimin81909d ago

@Solid_Snake. Did you swallow your Cigar again!?..

DaTruth1909d ago

"as well as other disgusting things"

Although I'm sure there are many disgusting things to see at a porn company, I personally wouldn't classify "tits" as disgusting!

actas1231909d ago

Does the desgussting things include things going in ur ass?

Leio1909d ago

@joydestroy

You prepare the actors :O ?

joydestroy1909d ago (Edited 1909d ago )

how would you guys like me to prove it exactly? haha

i should prob clarify...
i work for one of the largest distributors in NA. meaning we don't shoot porn. we distribute, digitally. so my job is a lot of technical crap. but i have to watch a lot of it.

i did, however, meet a porn star because of a project i was working on at the time. can't remember her name though

edit: oh, and some tits are disgusting... believe me.

WetN00dle691909d ago (Edited 1909d ago )

AHHH......come on Joy, disgusting or not youd still motorboat them right? :P

Perjoss1909d ago

she is nice, and they did the guys hair real good too, posing as Garrett.

JsonHenry1909d ago

I work from home. I decided this was suitable for work. :)

Shane Kim1908d ago

What about snuff? You do any snuff?

D3athc3ll1908d ago

joydestroy - u fail at life!

joydestroy1908d ago

no we don't do snuff either lol

and the porn star's name that i met was Lisa Ann. i got a kiss on the cheek from her =P

il-mouzer1908d ago

@joydestroy
I sure do hope you rubbed your cheek with disinfectant after the alleged kiss

MagicAccent1908d ago (Edited 1908d ago )

@joydestroy
Reminds me of the time I went into space without a space suit and got to kiss a space chick, for no apparent reason. Can't remember her name though..

(*googles: space chick*) Oh yeah, the space chicks name, that she was named(as in her real, actual name) was Princess Leia =P =P =P(=P!)

I should prob clarify I work at NASA, but Im a Jedi, not an astronaut.
Also Im a Ninja.

Kleptic1908d ago (Edited 1908d ago )

dude...if lisa ann kissed you...wash your face...might as well just had some random guy mushroom stamp your cheek...with poop on it...

I kid I kid...but she is totally gross haha...

Ricco-Warrior1908d ago

in other words, fap fap fap ok it's good sell it

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the_best_player1909d ago

Agree if you came here for the naked picture and didn't give the site any hits :)

Ricco-Warrior1908d ago

smoking body...only in mother russia

upturned21908d ago

lol the hottest article on N4G. We're all just a bunch of horny gamers.

Ricco-Warrior1908d ago

might as well since we can't play "strip-fighter" in mortal kombat on psn

DoctorXpro1908d ago

nice tits, love tits.... :)

Fil1011908d ago

OMG I would smash her back doors in.

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perdie1909d ago

why is there nude on youtube? is it different in russia or something?

WharenPeace1909d ago

Yes, in the rest of the world, nudity is less of a problem than violence. In fact, most of us are fine with nudity and sex, but overt violence makes us feel uneasy.

Ironically, in the US it seems it's OK to have blood and guts everywhere, yet the mere glimpse of breasts and a vagina is enough for the puritans to have convulsions. Strange country the US!

BillySpandex1909d ago

I never understood that, so it's OK if little Jimmy can headshot a terrorist in Call of Duty, but THINK OF THE CHILDREN when you have a nipple on TV?

SuperLupe1909d ago

Bullsh!t. Nowhere in the world would they rather have kids see a overt sex scene than a man getting a bullet in the head. And no Im not american Im french.

You know very well that seeing a d!ck entering a vagina on a public channel or in a film is NOT OK (unless you're wtaching porn or whatever), whether you're american, brit, french or indian (there arent even any love scenes in bollywood films for the matter) whereas a policeman or a hero shooting up a bad guy to save the earth is far more acceptable for the mind and conscious. Even if you try to convince yourself the opposite.

Sick of the stupid "why is sex not ok buy violence issss ?" argument.

Ducky1909d ago (Edited 1909d ago )

It's because americans are well-read and now about the problems facing the world.

I don't know if you've educated yourself on the state of the world yet, but overpopulation is a big problem.
Violence ends lives, which in turn frees up resources for the rest of us, so it is ok to promote.
Breasts and genitalia incite desires that lead to reproduction, which leads to more mouths that this planet has to feed.

(No, I am not being serious.)

macky3011909d ago (Edited 1909d ago )

SuperLupe
I totally agree with you,.. Because it is the truth,.. Yes,.. there are different levels of that though, for what is ok or what is not ok to show in different countries and cultures,..
You can usually get away with titties in movies as long as it is only erotic in Europe(that includes Russia),..(there is age appropriate regulation everywhere,..for violence or sexuality)

But people are really fooling them selves that sexuality is somehow totally ok and violence isn't and this shit, regardless the culture,..I think there is something intimate and sacred in human sexuality,..even in the most remote tribes allover the world ,.. unless you are a part of nudist subculture or really your social inhibitors are totally off,..
Everything must be age appropriate,..

SuperLupe1909d ago

Wow Macky, probably one of the most level headed comments non-gaming related I've seen on this site.

I can't agree more.

joydestroy1909d ago

wow i did not know that lol

KeiserSosay47881909d ago

Completely agree. Its not like some americans weren't breast fed or anything, lol. MAKES NO SENSE

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kaveti66161909d ago

It makes sense to me.

Overpopulation is a pretty big issue in my eyes.

Nudity arouses sexual interest, leads to sex, which may lead to children.

Now you Europeans or non-Americans may say that we need to be relaxed about sex and educate our children about condoms, but the damage has been done. We view sex a certain way, we don't tell children how to be responsible, and we end up with pregnant teenagers with parents who are firmly against abortion.

That's America. There are exceptions so I don't want any Americans to think I'm throwing a blanket over them.

I have no issue with violence. Europeans have historically been more violent than Americans, so they shouldn't talk about how they're disturbed by it.

upturned21908d ago

It's a damn shame. We all know it living here.

Legion1908d ago

@SuperLupe

Unless you have been everywhere in the world then you might want to rethink your posts.

I have not been every place in the world but have traveled alot. Europe is much more relaxed when it comes to nudity versus violence. Though not the same across the board... many places would say the opposite.

http://www.urbanagora.com/2...

And it is usually the religious affiliates that cast the first stone at censorship of nudity. Damn puritans ruining everything for the rest of us. Of course they don't mind so much about violence as they still need to be able to throw their stones and burn their witches.

Public nudity within Japan was not seen as something offensive. Families and neighbors even bathed together with little thought of prudish coverings. Of course that was a male oriented society, but then after the war the church got a good foot hold into the country and started screaming at why their was nudity on TV and such. I recall even recently (ok 23 years ago) there was a Japanes daily television drama based around a family that owned a bathhouse. The family boy kept peeking in on the ladies and catching then nude. It was all shown on TV. But again, western influence changed all that even.

smithdown1908d ago

American aversion to nudity arises directly from the puritanical Christian beliefs on which America was founded - the pilgrims left Britain for America essentially because they felt Europe was becoming debased and evil, and they wanted to practice a far harder line of Chrisianity. This is why America is today still a very religious country, while in England you only find a handful of people who regularly attend church.

Graphic violence and sex are controlled for age-appropriate audiences in most countries. But the fact remains that you will see nudity (often full frontal) and simulated sex on standard TV in most European countries (after a certain time at night) but not in American, unless you are watching 'specialist' channels like HBO. But you are MUCH more likely to watch a violent TV show on US TV earlier in the evening than in Europe.

Kleptic1908d ago (Edited 1908d ago )

I can't confirm this...but I thought the reason European males don't have problems with breasts and vaginas is because...they themselves actually do have breasts and vaginas...

har har this is a joke by the way...

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CrzyFooL1909d ago

Yes, more naked Triss! Naked Triss for everyone!

Anonymous_1909d ago (Edited 1909d ago )

Eeeha, Eha

Spitfire_Riggz1909d ago (Edited 1909d ago )

PSN Nerds UNITE!

Ps: XBL nerds as well if you stand up for gaming and arent a fanboy. WFC nerds as well! (yeah thats nintendos wifi thing ha)