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Image Shows Aperture Science As Creators Of The Gravity Gun & HEV Suit -StickTwiddlers

Valve, in a nice nod to their massively popular franchise Half Life, have featured protagonist Gordon Freeman’s Gravity Gun and HEV suit in the background of an image of an Aperture Science laboratory in their Portal 2 webcomic.

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Giru0172452d ago

Greetings friend.
I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science. You might know us as a vital participant of the 1968 senate hearing on missing astronauts, and you've most likely used one of the many products we invented but other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt...

Oldman1002452d ago

All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test - that's asbestos.

Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face.

oddexarcadia2452d ago

You beat me too it Giru. LoL

reznik_zerosum2452d ago

realy,fuck off valve,lets put sweet picture of Gravity Gun and HEV suit and feed our slaves

MmaFan-Qc2452d ago

im pretty sure Chell is the child of Cave J and Caroline.....