Top 10 Things Sony Can Do to Make Up for PSN Hack

Wired: Following a massive security breach of its PlayStation Network and Qriocity online services, Sony says it is crafting goodwill gestures to make up for any inconvenience suffered by customers whose personal information might have been compromised.

“We are currently evaluating ways to show appreciation for your extraordinary patience as we work to get these services back online,” Sony said Thursday, more than a week after the “external intrusion” that led to the probable leak of personal information tied to 70 million PlayStation Network accounts.

Here are some make-good offerings Sony might be considering.

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MechaGear2789d ago

6. God of War director David Jaffe comes to your house, hangs out until things get awkward.

That would be my chioce ^^

hakis862789d ago

I really think N4G needs a "humor" section, so people who want to read real news can avoid crap like this =)

rockleex2789d ago (Edited 2789d ago )

Lame article.

But hey, I guess they have to make use of this situation because when are you ever gonna visit

ComboBreaker2789d ago (Edited 2789d ago )

11. Creation of a new branch, the Communication Branch, so information doesn't have to take 5 freaking days just to go up through 50 levels in the hierarchy just to reach Mr. Kaz.

lil Titan2789d ago

Or Sony can send me a video of them beheading the hacker that did this

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542145874639854122789d ago (Edited 2789d ago )

The PSN being down must be hard on these "journalists". I mean, now they have to think up all new hate articles. I suppose life will get a little easier when the PSN is back up. They can go back to their copy/paste "10 Reasons Sony/PS3/NGP Are Doomed" articles.

nevin12789d ago

2. Uncharted 3 beta releases early

1. BC for everybody. you people don't know what you missing.

Pumbli2789d ago (Edited 2789d ago )

I thought this was great, some of you guys above me need to read the article before posting. This guy is just kidding, you guys know humor, right? It's that nice feeling that makes you smile and sometimes laugh.

It's a shame PSN is down but a little joking about it doesn't hurt anyone.

RememberThe3572789d ago

When people get butthurt they forget how to laugh.

humbleopinion2789d ago

Damn right. Not only that this article is hella funny, but it also a good read after going through the regular crap and disinformation that floods N4G headlines nowadays with the whole PSN fiasco.

542145874639854122789d ago

@ Pumbli
"Hey, your shoelace is open"
"I am selling my 360 because it scratched my RRod Stewart CD"

Pumbli2789d ago

It depends on who you're talking to. Take this for example; "PS3, it's only does no PSN". To most PS3 owners this 'statement' would be trolling. Although to many others it's just a little joke.

This article was quite clearly not written to anger PS3 owners. It was just written for amusement. You can see it as trolling all you want, I'll just be laughing my PSN-less butt off in the meantime.

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