Videogamer writes: "Don't worry everyone! I know we're living underground, that most of us have been eaten by violent Martian insects, and that we're next on the menu - but that's no reason to panic! Darius Mason is here, and he's almost certainly going to save us. Probably. Just try not to look at that woman over there, the one he utterly failed to rescue. She's currently having her head twisted off by a Space Grasshopper".