Get this: You play as a mustachioed, overalls-wearing man who can travel through pipes and grow when he picks up mushrooms. Your quest is to track down your brother, who was stolen by a turtle-monster named Bowler. We especially love when the game misspells his name at the end of the first castle and reads “Bowser”. Whoops!
The controls are on-screen buttons, but they’ve got to be among the worst we’ve ever experienced. The jump and run sometimes fail to respond and the walking almost always feels like you’re on ice, even when the ground is made up of grass. Maybe it’s wet grass? Regardless, one of the most important parts of a Mario game and a series hallmark, its spot-on and flawless controls, have been butchered so thoroughly we swore we could taste blood while playing.
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Over the last 25 years, there has been a fair few South Park games, and here GameSpew has ranked them all from best to worst.
We are going to see a lot of crap South Park products since they sold out to paramount years ago. It's their IP they can sell out, of course; it just means the quality of their show has tanked and other products as well. Nevertheless, they put on excellent musicals, but those haven't been sold to a mega corporation.