From PGN: "A package was discovered in Newark, New Jersey today and in it was a load of drugs. These smugglers used several different devices to try and hide the drugs and one of the most surprising was probably a Wii mat..."
Mmmm kay drugs are bad.
Drug dealers are just as bad as alcholics. Whineos will hide their vodka bottles in the top of toilets and drink them later. Doesn't surprise me to see that smugglers would use something like a Wii to bring drugs into a neighborhood.
If those drugs were only legal and regulated, those dealers wouldn't have a black market to thrive in because their prices wouldn't be able to compete with the legal ones. It would be too dangerous to try to sell on the black market for a tiny fraction of the profit they used to be able to make when the drugs were illegal and they got to decide how much those drugs would cost. So, they'd all go out of business. That, and those dealers probably aren't carding anyone buying from them, so it is making it much easier for the very kids who that Wii was designed to entertain to get their hands on the drugs the dealers were hiding inside of it.
Drug dealers will do anything to get drugs across borders.
BUAHAHAHAHAHA XD !!!
Finally a good use for the wii. I'm ok with this.
Wii - "It only gets you high"
Looks like that wii finally had something hard core to put in it lol. Sorry it was just too tempting not to write that.
Ha, and people say the Wii isn't hardcore lol.
heh heheh heh... wiid...
okok, follow me here, but this is how im reading this: the wii failed at drug smuggling. the ps3 succeeded at drug smuggling (thats why theres no news article about it) so by reading between these imaginary lines i can conclude... playstation: it only does drug smuggling am i getting the right conclusion here?! lmao
I don't think so, it sounds like you made up that part about the PS3. You can't draw conclusions on things you picked from your imagination.
it was a joke...lol
wait... people care about New Jersey?
what's wrong with New Jersey ?... the best state in america dammit !!! lol
PFF dont hate on jersey ... when three different states are coming here everyday cuz they dont have half the stuff we have around here lol
wii balance board is next !
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