"Valve are a secretive, misleading group that has the industry thinking they are actually making games.
"When they’re not making hats for your virtual character to wear, they are making games about games that could involve hats for your virtual character to wear.
"The latest information comes in the form of an ARG: Alternate Reality Game.
"Without further adieu, let’s get eye-deep in more of Valve’s nonsense.
"All information was pulled from the ARG wiki, which is linked many times in the article."