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Submitted by Val1s 1494d ago | review

Bulletstorm reviewed in the language of Bulletstorm at CalmDownTom.com

Bulletstorm reviewed in the language of Bulletstorm. Not for the easilly offended. (Bulletstorm, Culture, PC, PS3, Xbox 360) 8/10

Brash_Attack  +   1494d ago
Funny idea, but it's mostly just lines from the game thrown into a review.
ATiElite  +   1494d ago
So much hype with so little hope as the week one sales figures were worse than Killzone 3. Bulletstorm sucks. looks good but has no value after 10 minutes of game play.

the review just pulled a bunch of corny one liners from Bulletstorm which is NO WAY in the same league as Duke Nukem.
jay2  +   1494d ago
Haha, loved it.
Val1s  +   1494d ago
I'm not too funny in this review, just very sweary.....just like the game.
gorebago  +   1494d ago
It's better to try and fail than it's never to try at all. Not saying you failed though. Murder boner.
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Val1s  +   1494d ago
Thanks. That means a lot to me...and my dick.
Lykon  +   1494d ago
we love your penis
Highlife  +   1493d ago
So it will sound like an IDIOT!

*nothing personal just didn't like the comentary of the game.
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mobijoker  +   1493d ago
Fun game.A great new take in the jungle of generic shooters.I wish there were more weapons and the story were better.But surely its just not another shooter.

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