Bitmob's Jeff Grubb reports: Reports are coming in from all over the country about PC gamers who are still surprised that they received a less-than-perfect port of a first-person shooter. They've taken to message boards and blogs the Internet wide to babble wildly about encrypted .ini files, frames-per-second governors, and other things I don't understand.
"What is this shaft, and why is it always inside me?" asked a confused man clasping a mouse and keyboard after installing Bulletstorm to his top-of-the-line PC. "I've seen it before, but I'd much rather it just leave me alone."