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Man Gives Up Sex with Two Women in Order to Play MvC3

A man known only as Woolie has been caught on camera confessing to perhaps the greatest crime of all time -- giving up a free squish-session with two willing participants in order to play Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

This of course leads to the ultimate philosophical question -- would you pass up sex for videogames?

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Active Reload2735d ago (Edited 2735d ago )

If the girls were ugly and head wasn't a part of the equation then this was an easy decision. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone, tis grown folk conversation after all...

Kalowest2735d ago

"If the girls were ugly and head wasn't a part of the equation then this was an easy decision"

So true lol.

NewMonday2735d ago

like rosie o'donnell and Oprah?

n4f2735d ago

i woulnt pass sex for mvc3. specially mvc3

n4f2735d ago

i would did oprah.
why? in her next she would say: I had the best sex in my life, lady get sex with n4f.
and many lady would knock at my door.
plus ill make her pregnant so tHat she would pay me child support

Perjoss2735d ago

not to call the guy a liar or anything, but there's always the chance that the story isn't true.

HolyOrangeCows2735d ago

Any random bi-sexuals willing to pound a random person, especially "Woolie", are probably loaded with STDs anyway.

No offense, Wollie.

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Dee_912735d ago

LOL!!
its good to see he regret his decisioni know he wants to kill him self
games wouldve been the last thing on my mind

kancerkid2735d ago

This is a great thread.

pixelsword2734d ago

I think it's real; if multiple people die playing games from not eating, crapping; I'm sure someone is out there that would pass up "chowda" for games, even if the girls are beautiful.

RankFTW2734d ago

I think Woolie needs a shower.

AyeGee2734d ago

Why pass sex.. when you can have BOTH? I was having sex while playing White Knight Chronicles.. works for me.

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AGamerOfConsoles2735d ago

I fully support his dedication to this game.

I am completely hooked on it myself.

seinfan2735d ago

He didn't say they offered to have sex with him.

shooterexpert2735d ago

Who would sleep with that guy :/ He looks like a smelly Oscar the grouch.

SuperStrokey11232734d ago (Edited 2734d ago )

Disagree, thats a moron... or a liar

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LOGICWINS2735d ago

Meh...depends. If the women in question look like ducks...id pick MvC3 as well.

cochise3132735d ago (Edited 2735d ago )

Yeah, it was probably two fat chicks because if they were hot he would have said screw MvC for now.

*I guess the thumb downers love fat chicks or have a fat grilfriend/wife.

elbeasto862735d ago

Fat chicks need love too... They just gotta pay.

NiKK_4192735d ago (Edited 2735d ago )

fat bitches need love too, craig

All I want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches.

elbeasto862735d ago

Unless the women in question looked like a cross between a hog and a bear with a scorpion tail and they continuously drooled and had sharp teeth I would choose the sex. But that's just me...

Pillage052735d ago

really? it would take all of those features combined for you to turn them down? lol. What if it was just hog/bear/scorpion tail/drooling/ no sharp teeth...you'd be all in then huh? :P

elbeasto862734d ago

@Pillage05 haha I'd think about it. With no sharp teeth you could at least use a paper bag with a smiley face drawn on it and a cut out for the mouth. Then I could just close my eyes and pretend it's Jessica Biel.

And not specifically this combination. Basically if the women look more animal than human I would choose the game. Sex is hard to pass up dude.

oguzsasi2735d ago

I pick gaming and my hands :D

Active Reload2735d ago

Keep it up and you'll no longer be One-eyed willie, but No-eyed Willie...ha...weak sauce, I know..

Dart892735d ago (Edited 2735d ago )

Hell i would have got some then gone for the game.If he had it pre ordered he wouldn't have had to worry about getting a copy.

Edit:Why didn't he just get a friend to get it for him??

Balt 2735d ago (Edited 2735d ago )

My god those guys are goobers. WOW! And that story was absolutely made up. It sounded like the punchline to a really bad joke that's being miss told.

Camera guy: "Forever EVER!"

Oh, my god he sounds like he's been punched in the nutz. And who admits that? In the midst of his absurd situation that was clearly plucked from the Red Shoe Diaries, "Oh, nose! I gotta run and pick up my video game!". Who does that?

I'm willing to bet the last time "Woolie" here hit any skin was with his fist.

Get the **** out of here, Woolie.