Terrible Swag: "Crysis 2" Sent Us A Shake Weight

Complex: Really? Really? This is how you promote a game built around the upgradeable strength of your suit—by sending a Shake Weight? At least it's branded, which should go over well when we're using it on the subway. "Why are you staring at us? IT'S A CRYSIS 2 LIMITED-EDITION, SON!"

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superadvanced2825d ago

well duh instead of squirting u with water it injects you with nanomachines so you can keep jerking with MAXIMUM STRENGTH

Xfanboy2825d ago (Edited 2825d ago )

first time I looked at the commercial for this with all the milfs I lmao!!
then I went to the bathroom the end..

ECM0NEY2825d ago (Edited 2825d ago )

If you have not seen the South Park with the shake weight, do yourself a favor and watch it.

suparmonkees2825d ago

Judging by the size of some video bloggers, it's not a bad idea lol

Kastanaras2825d ago

Not shore if this guy got the joke or not.

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