Bulletstorm is out in a couple days, is this another Epic masterpiece or an epic fail? Full review inside.
"With the leash as your best friend in hand, you will find just the satisfaction it gives when you whip it out the first time." LOL, Tumblr reviews. This is 4 paragraphs of vague game descriptions, not a review. I can appreciate the effort, but I don't know anything after reading this review that I didn't know before I clicked on the link. "With the humorous Grayson Hunt with his witty lines throughout gameplay, makes it all gratifying and entertaining." Also, this is not a sentence.
this was a very poor review. Hunting for hits.
Graphics are some of the best at the moment!?! Which Demo did I play :D
I dunno dude, he did say, "The level designs and graphics are some of the best to date. With the Unreal Technology, you get the feel of Gears of War in cinematics." It's THE Unreal Technology. Clearly those blurry rocks w/ the original Star Trek-esque painted backdrop behind them are the height of THE Unreal Technology.
Me too, I mean, it looks good and everything but to say it belongs to the best is a bit overrated to be honest.
Cliffy B says this game f***s with Killzone 3. Sorry Cliff you look like a litle boy and Killzone 3 destroys this game.
actually killzone 3 got a lot of 8 scores & a lot of 9 & some 10 scores! both are not gonna be goty! sooo... we need to see more reviews before ur fanboyism goes to it's extreme hight! Bf3 will kill both in the entertainment department at least.. @below I didn't bring it up look above me!^^
Really no need to bring Killzone up in here.
He said on a live stream 3 hours ago he has a friend who works at Gorilla and he loves Killzone.
High praise. We will see how other reviews compare. And strangely enough, 5 of the first 7 comments were all trolls. Something is wrong here.
This game looks sick. Super excited to get it.
From the video above "Lets climb. This thing is holdin' on by an ass hair" Really? An ass hair? Was that comment needed at all? This has got to be the corniest game ever...
Wait til you hear such high brow conversation as, "You almost scared the dick off me!" and "Hurry up dicktits!" They've really cornered the market for 12 year olds who just like to hear game characters say "dick" a lot.
You just have to keep in mind that it is supposed to be corny. It looks like it's supposed to have that goofy, over-the-top action hero feel. Lines like "Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta bubblegum" are corny as shit but is constantly heard and everyone knows the line. It's all part of the fun.
Ya well this game is too corny. Its like blu cheese. Its good if you want to make something taste slightly better but too much makes the food taste like crap. And duke nukem is a badass chuck norris kinda cheesy. This game has a stupid cheesiness to it.
There we go!"FUN" the real word!Im glad is corny an fundamentaly FUN (something that is missing in games this days,since the great majority wants realism and over the top graphics)!And by the way im 38!
Duke Nukem actually had some intelligence behind the jokes, not just "lets mash some cuss words together, it'll be awesome"
but all those lines just comes off as gimicks.
People need to stop hating on this game. It's taking the FPS genre into a different direction away from the boring one it's stuck in.
sounds like this reviewer only played the demo and wrote the review.......poor.....wait till tommorrow and get the REAL reviews and play it yourself if necessary.
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