"OK. Alright. I see where you’re going with this, worldwide videogame industry.
You’re mixing it up a little bit. You don’t want to clump too many gaming delicacies together – you’d rather just spread them all out over the month of February so that we can appreciate all of the new game releases equally. You’ve got one massive and enormously anticipated Capcom fighting game in amongst a host of other similarly interesting and intriguing debut titles? I get that.
But my patience is wearing a little thin here, worldwide videogame industry. I know for a fact you won’t be able to keep this up for much longer, but for now I’m content to peruse the latest videogames scheduled for release over the next seven days..."