VideoGamer: Tits. May I say tits? How about penis? Blowjob? Lesbian porn? You see, without these rather colourful words, I fear I won't be able to convey the appropriate tone here. 90 minutes into Duke Nukem Forever and I've ripped the eyeball out the socket of a twenty-foot alien, pissed in countless urinals, scrawled a penis in a child's book, talked dirty to myself in the mirror and been fellated by twin blondes in tartan skirts with fun-bags the size of footballs.