"If you guys are like the staff here, you’re probably on the Internet. A lot. As such, most of you probably frequent all manner of social media, places like Facebook, Twitter, etc. You fine gentlemen probably read some really really stupid/disgusting/mean things, but I’m sure amongst all that crap, you find some genuinely funny statements. This new weekly DualShockers feature is a means to highlight those video game-related gems that may be hilarious, stupid, or stupidly hilarious."