Look down, now look back up. You're on a volcano, with the man your man could kill like.
It's no secret that we here at The Escapist love the Old Spice Guy commercials. A bunch of us love Resident Evil, too - which is why this video makes us laugh so much.
It's Resident Evil's Albert Wesker doing his own take on the Old Spice commercials, only instead of espousing the benefits of manly (yet refreshing) deodorant, he's trying to convince all of us to inject our bodies with the Uroboros strain.