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Top 10 Funniest Video Game Quotes

Regardless of whether we realize it or not, video games storylines are a lot easier to get through when they make us care. And what’s the easiest way to do that? No, not by killing the main character’s girlfriend; it’s by making us laugh. Lovely banters over the course of a game are great but, those random lines are what make the dialogue amazing. Here’s a look at some of the best lines that cause you to choke on Kool-aid in a fit of laughter. (Culture)

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Citizen_King  +   1506d ago
Very funny quotes indeed. All your base belong to us!!!
JaeKuro  +   1506d ago
I still wonder how that caught no ones eye before release lol
Jezuz  +   1506d ago
WELCOME TO DIE
jaz350z  +   1506d ago
LOL! The MGS4 one makes me smile every time :P
Kon  +   1506d ago
"I am error"
Bathyj  +   1506d ago
Just about every line from Portal could be included here.

Speaking of quotes, just a couple of my favourites from TV and film.

Judge Dredd: I should have taken you out myself, personally.

24: You know how to use a gun?
No.
Point and shoot.

Sopranos: He died on the toilet, can you believe that. The same as that bigshot movie producer Don something. He made The Simpsons.
sp1deynut  +   1506d ago
Nothing from Armed and Dangerous???
FAIL!
distorted_reality  +   1506d ago
No GTA?

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Badman for the win.
xino  +   1506d ago
the MGS4 was good!
i love that scene!
Best Game Ever!

well I like this from Mafia 2:
*Yo man, why don't you teach me some of that stuff
-louise, what you talk about?
*you know, that Chin Chong karate shit
-cannot teach ways of kung fu to soul brother
-let's make deal, you teach me basketball, and I teach you kung fu
*he.he, you got a deal mother farker

:)

-Ninja Gaiden 3-is sick!:)
SeraphimBlade  +   1506d ago
"Let's just say my boot has a rendezvous with his ass"
- The Witcher

"Maria Narcissa..."
"Are you trying to hook me up on a blind date again, Grim?"
"No Sam, the Maria Narcissa is a boat"
"So was the last woman you hooked me up with"
-Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

"Speak the truth, Hussy!"
-Nier

"Wait, we need her healed, so we're taking her to the 'Killmaster?'"
"He only adopted that name to protect his flock... of giant spiders."
-Brutal Legend

"You don't find this a bit ironic?"
"huh?"
"You go this WHOLE time calling everything and everyone a motherf***er, and we run into the one guy who most likely WAS an actual motherf***er, and you don't call him that once!"
...
"This whole thing is an attack on modern feminism anyway."
"what?"
"Two d***-slinging cops just gunned down the symbol of motherhood, and the most prominent female character in this whole thing is now a brain in a jar!"
"I don't think this is the kind of thing you're supposed to read into!"
-House of the Dead: Overkill

"Ah, ah, ah oh, AH AHHH!"
-Heavy Rain (that needs context? Just play it)
j-blaze  +   1506d ago
No More Heroes 1 and 2 has a lot of funny quotes too :3
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FiftyFourPointTwo  +   1506d ago
Glad you mentioned it. Finally when it releases on the PS3/360 people will understand how unappreciated that game was.
menznau   1506d ago | Spam
jashmister  +   1506d ago
"Ive covered wars ya know"

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