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Submitted by MasterKen 1591d ago | article

GameSpy's 2010 Video Game Roast

GameSpy.com writes: "So, 2010...on paper it seemed like it was going to be a good year, right? A ton of long-anticipated games like Final Fantasy XIII, Alan Wake and Gran Turismo 5 were set to finally come out, and even Nintendo agreed to briefly descend from their mountain of Nintendogs and Brain Training money to develop actual games again. Somehow, though, the year ended up feeling vaguely unsatisfying -- like eating at Olive Garden.

How did such a promising year go wrong? We can't say for sure, but we here at GameSpy have a few characters and games from 2010 that we feel we need to call out." (Culture, PC, PS3, Wii, Xbox 360)

Kon  +   1591d ago
"Bayonetta has a 500-year-old vagina. We're not being metaphorical or figurative -- she actually has a 500-year-old vagina. Can you imagine how that thing looks? Like six inches of soggy pastrami, probably."

Hahahaha LMAO
Ravenor  +   1591d ago
Got a kick out of the jab at Heavy Rain, I thought the ME1 sex scene was kinda awkward. Watching Ethan and Madison headbutt one another was much much worse.
Jackhass  +   1591d ago
Nice to see something other than yet another "best of" list at this time of year!

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