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Submitted by Komega 1558d ago | article

Why Red Faction is Better Than Your Mother

From PixelApocalypse.com

"The answers should be fairly obvious. When I pitched the idea for this article to the rest of the staff, they all said the same thing: “You came out of your mom’s vagina! How could Red Faction be better than the one who gave you birth?” But there are so many things you can do in Red Faction that make it awesome, whereas there are only two things you can do in your mom’s vagina..." (PS3, Red Faction: Guerrilla, Red Faction: Guerrilla - Demons of the Badlands, Red Faction: Guerrilla Smasher Pack, Xbox 360)

Organization XII  +   1558d ago
My mother is better than you all bitches.
Quagmire  +   1558d ago
Not what I thought last night....giggity.
Bathyj  +   1558d ago
Whatever.

His mothers awesome.
MAG_SVER  +   1558d ago
...
M!LF :)
poopface1   1558d ago | Offensive
Quagmire  +   1558d ago
And on that note, I'm off to sell my own mother at the market to earn enough money for Red Faction :)
x800  +   1558d ago
how old is this guy 10? better than your mother get out of here. kids.
Apocalypse Shadow  +   1558d ago
really?.......

is this really going to get approved?.....
Liuqahs15  +   1558d ago
haters gotta hate
Komega  +   1558d ago
Your right, it shouldn't have been approves because it's not a "PS3 FTW" article;)
Bathyj  +   1558d ago
Komega,

Now why do YOU have to be that guy?
poopface1  +   1558d ago
really?
are you really going to cry about it?
Kon  +   1558d ago
Why this article keeps talking about my mom's vagina?
MAG_SVER  +   1558d ago
:) M!LF
.
Ducky  +   1558d ago
That was hilarious.
A bit over the line... but still.

I'll have to swim around the site a read a few more articles.
So far the Civ one was right about Gandhi being a prick.
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enkeixpress  +   1558d ago
.... What the f**k is this sh*t..? =/

I admit I loved Red Faction Guerilla... but you leave my mother out of this dude! I mean it >:O
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Komega  +   1558d ago
Bubbles for lols
mintaro  +   1558d ago
I'll take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner...and never call her again!
Komega  +   1558d ago
I love an article that makes me uncomfortable and thoughtful all at the same time. Excuse me as I go take a bath due to feeling dirty over thinking about mums vagina.
gorebago  +   1558d ago
My mom died two years ago so I guess being that I can physically play with this game now and not talk to her ever again, this game is better.
Liuqahs15  +   1558d ago
too soon, my friend...

But that's pretty hilarious
gorebago  +   1558d ago
i'm dead inside.

0)
Komega  +   1558d ago
Why ya gotta bum everyone out, don't be that guy...

Sorry about your moms though.
gorebago  +   1558d ago
sorry, i just finished caprica and found out it was cancelled.................

kind of ruined my night
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Bathyj  +   1558d ago
I just finished season 2 of The Sarah Connor Chronicles and found out theres no season 3.

Life is full of tragedy.
gorebago  +   1557d ago
I know. I learned that they moved fringe to the friday night death spot to make room for a new simon cowell show. Terrible.
gorebago  +   1557d ago
I know. I learned that they moved fringe to the friday night death spot to make room for a new simon cowell show. Terrible.

SCC was moved there and look what happened to it. Now that show was sweet.
IRetrouk  +   1557d ago
scc was just getting good too, wanted to know why the ginger one wanted to help, now i will never know.
DannyDammit  +   1558d ago
..... I love N4G so much
George Sears  +   1558d ago
I love your mom so much.
Bathyj  +   1558d ago
I liked Red Faction, but it could have been so much better.

It seemed sometimes when attacking a base, you just had to die. Endless droves of respawning enemies would come and you could fight them off for a while, but eventually, enevitably, you had to die.

It would have been great if when you had a large base to destroy, you could take out smaller surrounding bunkers, and that would stop the respawning, like cutting off the supply lines.

Then they could still radio for help, but it would take a while to come from another came and give you time.

Would have put a lot more strategy into the game.
mastiffchild  +   1557d ago
It got SO damn boring in Red Faction, though, when that happened as you just had to plough through until you reached a point where they stopped coming and often , esp with the retrieving people quests, you just ended up bursting in and legging it off as fast as possible. It often felt like 90% of the thought went into the destructible environment and buildings and sod everything else.

Another thing is I'm not someone who ever found any fun in just dicking about it GTA so I certainly didn't in the near dead world created for RFG. So, imo, I'd take anyone's vaginas over the bore fest that this cock loves so much. You pissed about with some NPCs! Really?!! Curse of the sandbox on the small minded and easily amused and I can't think of anything I'd find more dull.
Liuqahs15  +   1557d ago
even your own mom's vagina? Jeeze. Can't be THAT bad a game
oD-KiLLeR-Do  +   1557d ago
let me try your mother !!

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