A humorous article about an Xbox 360 owner who strayed away to the sites and delights of the Playstaion 3 and Wii, and what it took for the old girl to win him back.
"I need to apologize to you. I've been unfaithful lately. I was tempted by the alluring look and sex appeal of your younger, more expensive rival the PS3. I gave into the come-hither look of that little hand waving minx that is the Wii. They were new, they were hot. You were my companion for 18 months and I was bored, restless and looking for a little action. It seemed like you weren't that into me this summer so my mind wandered, my fingers strayed."