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Halo 3 rocket blasts its way to stores September 25, packing an exciting single player campaign and most importantly, thrilling multiplayer matches against thousands of trigger happy gamers. Many unfortunate souls, however, must sit at work and daydream about sniping enemies and running them over in a warthog. Save you, of course. Just call out using these emails. We're sure your boss will understand.
Subject: Out, due to illness.
Hello Mr./Miss/Mrs. [insert boss' last name]...