IGN: Eat Them! Review

Eat Them! is a cool idea, but it never gets beyond "smash stuff," and that holds the title back. That could be forgivable if the gameplay really wowed IGN, but smashing a city in the beginning is pretty similar to smashing a city a few levels later. It's pretty and there is fun to be had in it, but overall it's a package that's a bit shallow and flat.

Presentation - 7.5
Graphics - 7.5
sound - 7.0
Gameplay - 6.5
Lasting Appeal - 6.5

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Balt 2914d ago (Edited 2914d ago )

My standards in gaming aren't too high, like some of you all. I love games that score 5.5 and 6.0's more often than not. Bionic Commando is one of my favorite games this gen. It got low, low scores and was touted as being average. It is anything but.

I will buy this game and love it I'm sure.

Some highlights of the review in question, if you please --

"The story's cool and told through some funny cutscenes"

"Everything's bright and colorful. I dig the cel-shading"

"The music is chiptune-influenced and catchy,"

"I'm fine with smashing stuff"

"There are a bunch of comics to unlock and play through -- It's cool that you can play with friends on the couch through it"

Sounds like a bad game to me too. The above is why I'm glad I don't listen to other people's opinions when it comes to what I like. They try to inform you of what you should like but they don't know you so they don't have the authority to tell you what you should like or even suggest to you what you should like.

I hate what gaming and reviews have become to be honest.

fear882914d ago

I am right there with you. Could not have said it better myself.