Is Hydrophobia wet behind the ears, drowning under its own weight, or is it a whale of a time?
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"Hydrophobia makes the worst first impression of any game I have played this generation. For the first hour the game it is constantly stopping the flow of play to introduce a new cut scene or mechanic. It disrupts any pace the game builds and allows no time to reinforce new controls before and layering another, in the dullest manner imaginable."