Default Prime: "So, I walked into EBgames today, looking to pick up a PSN card. I made an inquiry about a DS game, and when they searched in the system, lo and behold, the 3DS had become available for preorder.
Needless to say, I immediately put down 25 bucks. As one of those lucky fuckers who had a launch day Wii, I know first hand how hard it is to get your hands on a preorder for an awesome upcoming Nintendo system. And now that I’m on the other side of this industry, I can totally do my part in making it harder for YOU by telling the whole internet, secure in the knowledge that mine is reserved. Ain’t life grand?"