Game Podunker DanCurtis writes, "A game in our current climate pretty much has to have a narrative. They're not always good, but they're always there, tucked into the game neatly to give it a little more cohesion. However, some narratives in videogames end up being too convoluted and head-scratchingly bizarre that sometimes we find ourselves sitting there saying the title of this blog. All together now: "I Don't Get It". This is a list of a few games I've played over the years that had me saying those very words, completely baffled by what was going on, probably sat there with a bemused look upon my face. Read on and see if you relate to any of these massively convoluted narratives..."
whats hard to understand about bowser kidnapping the princess all the time? he loves that vag
Very surprised that Kingdom Hearts isn't on this list.
I agree with Infinite Undiscovery. Being one of the VERY few Japanese RPGs I like (none of them include Final Fantasy) the plot was kinda weird. I've always wondered what the fuck chaining the moon does.
The cake metaphor was his joke.
wait, mario has a plot?
i mean, i thought it was all about jumping on turtles and getting mushrooms...