GamingOgre: "Honestly, I have no idea how to even start this review. Z.H.P. is one of the most unique and downright silly games I have ever played. The best way I can describe this game is basically like this: Take any SRPG like Final Fantasy Tactics, give it a whole bunch of drugs and booze, then throw it in a room full of midget clowns, and let it have sex with Half Minute Hero, and this game would be their drunken, stoned, midget orgy conceived, skeezy, retarded, bastard love child. While that may sound like a harsh description, it's absolutely par for the course here, and in fact isn't too far off from some of the other elements contained in this quirky little title."