It had to happen sooner or later, and while we’d much rather that it happened much later – somewhere around the end of time would have been preferable – it’s here, and we can’t really complain. We’ll, actually, we can, we can complain as much as we like. It is after all, our job. Tragically, this kind of spin off title isn’t something you can really look at from a gamer’s point of view. No, this is a toy, and if we’re being fair with it, we should treat it as such.