Games 4 Guys writes: Let’s face it, most video game stories are as deep as a puddle. Their stories are more like a porno than a feature film. Step 1: Introduce Characters, Step 2: Introduce Premise, Step 3: Shoot everything in sight (wash, rinse, repeat). With shallow stories come standard characters. Male and female characters fit a small list of classifications. There are only 5 types of women in video games. Permute each of these types, and you have every woman video game character ever.