GamesRadar: Fact: Scorpions are literally the greatest animals ever invented. They are walking tanks with claws and poison, and if you aren't amazed at the very concept of them, then you are a ridiculous fool with nothing of value to say.
Like all cool things, Scorpions are in videogames. Loads of them, actually. Being such magnificent beasts, it's almost impossible to compile a conceited list column examining the best ones in more detail than is necessary, but we've done it!"