Game Podunker DanCurtis writes, "This is an appeal to all videogame villains out there. For years, countless henchmen have been neglected, abused and discarded casually in your quest for global dominantion. We at the FTH (Fair Trade for Henchmen) Company feel that this has been going on for far too long. We have compiled a list below of henchmen that we have rescued after serious neglect for your perusal. Perhaps in future you will reconsider the conditions of your army..."