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Submitted by Buff1044 1577d ago | opinion piece

Tough Guys Make Adorable Kart Racers (RunDLC)

Let’s face it. At some point, a muscle bound bad ass will eventually become a cute and cuddly avatar in a kart racing video game. The surprise transformation has become common enough that we fully expect to see Gears of War’s Marcus Fenix and Wolfenstein 3-D’s B.J. Blazkowicz zipping around a tropical environment chucking bombs at each other. That said, we proudly present the toughest action stars, villains and monsters that wound up in the cutest racing games.

John Artest (RunDLC) (Mario Kart 3DS, Mario Kart DS, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, ModNation Racers, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Nintendo DS, PS3, Super Mario Kart, Wii, Xbox 360)

donniebaseball  +   1577d ago
They look odd and out of place but I like it
Buff1044  +   1577d ago
Yeah they're definitely not bad. I'm all for it.
coolboy18532  +   1577d ago
dude you have no balls!
coolboy18532  +   1577d ago
Shut the fuck up donnie
Buff1044  +   1577d ago
Not even sure wha's happening here. But it's weird.
coolboy18532  +   1577d ago
Fuck they are pussys!
not badass
harley davidson is bad ass
Buff1044  +   1577d ago
Everyone knows that real men drive go-karts. Don't hate!
blackburn5  +   1577d ago
Prepare to lose puny mortals. I will have my revenge on the go kart track. So says Kratos!
Buff1044  +   1577d ago
Nice...and then he decapitates everyone. :)
Nathaniel_Drake  +   1577d ago
TINY DIZZY!!!!!!!!
Quagmire  +   1577d ago
uhm... why isnt CTR mentioned anywhere? Tiny looked hella outta place lol.
wunairen1   1576d ago | Spam

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