Game Debate - "Hi Plectrum! I've read all of your reviews and I'd really like to know how I could become a game reviewer, just like you!" is something that no-one's ever said to me. That would be madness. If someone did say that to me I'd tell them that reviewers are born, not made. Reviewers of all kinds - games, film, music, you name it - are fundamentally different from normal people. You see, we have an innate mental condition: a crippling phobia and intolerance for mediocrity. I've taken medication, I've seen therapists, but to no avail. It's incurable. It is... *crash of thunder* ...our curse.